16 May 2011

I am woman, hear me... worry

On a recent evening, I worried about the following things within 10 minutes:

Samuel's flat head
SIDS
Samuel will never learn to crawl
Dan will die
Dan will die from heartburn
Dan's heartburn
Dan's teeth
Our diaper issues
Disposable diapers
Buying diapers

Also, that night, I dreamed I was pregnant with a 12 lb girl.

I am an excellent worrier.

05 May 2011

Girl Scouts

Girl Scout cookies aren't bad. But they're not great, either. They're a mediocre cookie, the likes of which the Keebler Elves and others also make. But you can only get Girl Scout cookies once a year, and that makes them taste so much better. Clever little girls...